Red Flag: Any characteristic, personality trait, habit, or questionable behavior that causes you to question your association with a person or group of people. Your buddy who has that weird collection of Nazi lingerie? Red Flag.
Monday, June 14
Ketchup Flag?
Is this style of Ketchup use a Red Flag? Is this blatant disregard for order a flaggable offense? Why pour ketchup recklessly all over the french fries when making a small pile of ketchup is way more efficient? What does pouring Ketchup all over your fries say about you as a person? Does this make you a fat lazy slob who is too stupid to realize you get more ketchup when you dip each fry? Does this much ketchup banter denote a person with OCD? I hope so. I'm sucking on a heinz packet as a type...
I know this is a pretty timid opener, but I'm trying to heat up the hate slowly but surely...
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